The Burma-Shave Legend

1963

DON'T LOSE
YOUR HEAD
TO GAIN A MINUTE
YOU NEED YOUR HEAD
YOUR BRAINS ARE IN IT

FILM PROTECTS
YOUR NECK
AND CHIN
SO YOUR RAZOR
WON'T DIG IN
IF A GIFT
YOU MUST CHOOSE
GIVE HIM ONE
HE'LL LIKE
TO USE

A SHAVE
THAT'S REAL
NO CUTS TO HEAL
A SOOTHING
VELVET AFTER-FEEL

IF HUGGING
ON HIGHWAYS
IS YOUR SPORT
TRADE IN YOUR CAR
FOR A DAVENPORT
IF OUR ROAD SIGNS
CATCH YOUR EYE
SMILE
BUT DON'T FORGET
TO BUY
IF OUR ROAD SIGNS
CATCH YOUR EYE
SMILE
BUT DON'T FORGET
TO BUY
IN CUPID'S LITTLE
BAG OF TRIX
HERE'S THE ONE
THAT CLIX
WITH CHIX
WHEN THE STORK
DELIVERS A BOY
OUR WHOLE
DARN FACTORY
JUMPS FOR JOY
EVERY DAY
WE DO
OUR PART
TO MAKE YOUR FACE
A WORK OF ART
IF YOU WANT
A HEARTY SQUEEZE
GET OUR
FEMALE
ANTI-FREEZE
THRIFTY JARS FOR
STAY AT HOMES
HANDY TUBES
FOR HIM
WHO ROAMS
CAN'T SHAVE DAILY?
TENDER HIDE?
NOW BE HONEST
HAVE YOU
TRIED
WE DON'T
KNOW HOW
TO SPLIT AN ATOM
BUT AS TO WHISKERS
LET US AT 'EM
THE CHICK
HE WED
LET OUT A WHOOP
FELT HIS CHIN AND
FLEW THE COOP
OUR FORTUNE
IS YOUR
SHAVEN FACE
IT'S OUR BEST
ADVERTISING SPACE

 

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