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| THIS CREAM IS LIKE A PARACHUTE THERE ISN'T ANY SUBSTITUTE  |
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| TEMPTED TO TRY IT? FOLLOW YOUR HUNCH BE "TOP BANANA" NOT ONE OF THE BUNCH |
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| BRISTLES SCRATCHED HIS COOKIE'S MAP THAT'S WHAT MADE POOR GINGER SNAP |
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| DIM YOUR LIGHTS BEHIND A CAR LET FOLKS SEE HOW BRIGHT YOU ARE |
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| WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO YOUTHFUL HIS PENSION BOARD THINKS HE'S UNTRUTHFUL |
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| THIRTY DAYS HATH SEPTEMBER APRIL JUNE AND THE SPEED OFFENDER |
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| USE OUR CREAM AND WE BETCHA GIRLS WON'T WAIT THEY'LL COME AND GETCHA |
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| OTHERS CLAIM THEIR PRODUCT GOOD BUT OURS DOES WHAT YOU THINK IT SHOULD |
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| HENRY THE EIGHTH SURE HAD TROUBLE SHORT TERM WIVES LONG TERM STUBBLE |
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| BEN MEN ANNA MADE A HIT NEGLECTED BEARD BEN-ANNA SPLIT |
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| ANGELS WHO GUARD YOU WHEN YOU DRIVE USUALLY RETIRE AT 65 |
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| DROWSY? JUST REMEMBER, PARD THAT MARBLE SLAB IS DOGGONE HARD |
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| FOREST FIRES START FROM SCRATCH SO THINK BEFORE YOU TOSS THAT MATCH |
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| STATISTICS PROVE NEAR AND FAR THAT FOLKS WHO DRIVE LIKE CRAZY - ARE! |
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| DEAR LOVER BOY, YOUR PHOTO CAME BUT YOUR DOGGONE BEARD WON'T FIT THE FRAME |
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| THIS WILL NEVER COME TO PASS A BACK-SEAT DRIVER OUT OF GAS |