1959
| THE DRAFTEE TRIED A TUBE AND PURRED WELL WHADDYA KNOW I'VE BEEN DEFURRED  |
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| MEN WITH WHISKERS 'NEATH THEIR NOSES OUGHTA HAVE TO KISS LIKE ESKIMOSES |
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| THIS COOLING SHAVE WILL NEVER FAIL TO STAMP ITS USER FIRST CLASS MALE |
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| SAID FARMER BROWN WHO'S BALD ON TOP WISH I COULD ROTATE THE CROP |
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| DRINKING DRIVERS - NOTHING WORSE THEY PUT THE QUART BEFORE THE HEARSE |
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| DON'T TRY PASSING ON A SLOPE UNLESS YOU HAVE A PERISCOPE |
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| PASSING CARS WHEN YOU CAN'T SEE MAY GET YOU A GLIMPSE OF ETERNITY |
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| USE THIS CREAM A DAY OR TWO THEN DON'T CALL HER - SHE'LL CALL YOU |
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| DON'T LEAVE SAFETY TO MERE CHANCE THAT'S WHY BELTS ARE SOLD WITH PANTS |
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| THE POOREST GUY IN THE HUMAN RACE CAN HAVE A MILLION DOLLAR FACE |
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| AT A QUIZ PA AIN'T NO WHIZ BUT HE KNOWS HOW TO KEEP MA HIS |
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| IF DAISIES ARE YOUR FAVORITE FLOWER KEEP PUSHIN' UP THOSE MILES-PER-HOUR |
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| MANY A FOREST USED TO STAND WHERE A LIGHTED MATCH GOT OUT OF HAND |
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| HE LIT A MATCH GO CHECK GAS TANK THAT'S WHY THEY CALL HIM SKINLESS FRANK |
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| BABY YOUR SKIN KEEP IT FITTER OR "BABY" WILL GET ANOTHER SITTER |
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| THE ONE WHO DRIVES WHEN HE'S BEEN DRINKING DEPENDS ON YOU TO DO HIS THINKING |