The Burma-Shave Legend

1955

DINAH DOESN'T
TREAT HIM RIGHT
BUT IF HE'D
SHAVE
DYNA-MITE!

THOUGH STIFF
THE BEARD
THAT NATURE GAVE
IT SHAVES
LIKE DOWN WITH
TO CHANGE THAT
SHAVING JOB
TO JOY
YOU GOTTA USE
THE REAL McCOY

HIS CROP OF
WHISKERS
NEEDED REAPING
THAT'S WHAT KEPT
HIS LENA LEAPING

THE BLACKENED FOREST
SMOLDERS YET
BECAUSE
HE FLIPPED
A CIGARETTE
THE BIG BLUE TUBE'S
JUST LIKE LOUISE
YOU GET
A THRILL
FROM EVERY SQUEEZE
JAR SO BIG
COST SO SMALL
COOLEST
SMOOTHEST
SHAVE OF ALL
THE MONKEY TOOK
ONE LOOK AT JIM
AND THREW THE PEANUTS
BACK AT HIM
HE NEEDED
SLOW DOWN, PA
SAKES ALIVE
MA MISSED SIGNS
FOUR
AND FIVE
SUBSTITUTES
CAN LET YOU DOWN
QUICKER
THAN A
STRAPLESS GOWN
GRANDPA KNOWS
IT AIN'T TOO LATE
HE'S GONE
TO GIT
SOME WIDDER BAIT
FOR SHAVING COMFORT
WITHOUT
A STING
THAT BIG BLUE TUBE
HAS EVERYTHING
FREE - FREE
A TRIP
TO MARS
FOR 900
EMPTY JARS
6 MILLION HOUSEWIVES
CAN'T BE WRONG
WHO KEEP
THEIR HUSBANDS
RIGHT ALONG IN
A CHRISTMAS HUG
A BIRTHDAY KISS
AWAITS
THE WOMAN
WHO GIVES THE
TRY A TUBE
ITS COOLING
POWER
REFRESHES LIKE
AN APRIL SHOWER
ONE SHAVE LASTS
ALL DAY THROUGH
FACE FEELS
COOL AND
SMOOTHER TOO
TAKE
YOUR
TIME
NOT
YOUR LIFE
CATTLE CROSSING
MEANS GO SLOW
THAT OLD BULL
IS SOME
COW'S BEAU

 

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