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| WHEN YOU LAY THOSE FEW CENTS DOWN YOU'VE BOUGHT THE SMOOTHEST SHAVE IN TOWN  |
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| GUT RASIERT? ("WANT A GOOD SHAVE?" - GERMAN) _____________ (CHINESE) LA MEJOR AFEITADA ("THE BEST SHAVE" - SPANISH) THE BEST SHAVE IN ANY LANGUAGE |
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| SUBSTITUTES ARE LIKE A GIRDLE THEY FIND SOME JOBS THEY JUST CAN'T HURDLE |
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| WE'RE WIDELY READ AND OFTEN QUOTED BUT IT'S SHAVES NOT SIGNS FOR WHICH WE'RE NOTED |
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| IF CRUSOE'D KEPT HIS CHIN MORE TIDY HE MIGHT HAVE FOUND A LADY FRIDAY |
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| MEN WHO HAVE TO TRAVEL LIGHT FIND THE 35 CENT TUBE JUST RIGHT |
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| FEEL YOUR FACE AS YOU RIDE BY NOW DON'T YOU THINK IT'S TIME TO TRY |
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| IT GAVE MCDONALD THAT NEEDED CHARM HELLO HOLLYWOOD GOOD-BY FARM |
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| IF ANYTHING WILL PLEASE YOUR JILL A LITTLE JACK FOR THIS JAR WILL |
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| A SHAVE THAT'S REAL NO CUTS TO HEAL A SOOTHING VELVET AFTER-FEEL |
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| THAT BAREFOOT CHAP WITH CHEEKS OF TAN WON'T LET 'EM CHAP WHEN HE'S A MAN |
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| AROUND THE CURVE LICKETY-SPLIT IT'S A BEAUTIFUL CAR WASN'T IT? |
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| OUR FORTUNE IS YOUR SHAVEN FACE IT'S OUR BEST ADVERTISING SPACE |
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| THE BEARDED DEVIL IS FORCED TO DWELL IN THE ONLY PLACE WHERE THEY DON'T SELL |
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| THIS CREAM MAKES THE GARDENER'S DAUGHTER PLANT HER TU-LIPS WHERE SHE OUGHTER |
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| TOUGHEST WHISKERS IN THE TOWN WE HOLD 'EM UP YOU MOW 'EM DOWN |
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| NO MATTER THE PRICE NO MATTER HOW NEW THE BEST SAFETY DEVICE IN YOUR CAR IS YOU |
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| THESE SIGNS ARE NOT FOR LAUGHS ALONE THE FACE THEY SAVE MAY BE YOUR OWN |
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| HE ASKED HIS KITTEN TO PET AND PURR SHE EYED HIS PUSS AND SCREAMED "WHAT FUR!" |
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| THE HERO WAS BRAVE AND STRONG AND WILLIN' SHE FELT HIS CHIN - THEN WED THE VILLAIN |
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| THE SAFEST RULE NO IFS OR BUTS JUST DRIVE LIKE EVERY ONE ELSE IN NUTS! |