1952
| THE WIFE WHO KEEPS ON BEING KISSED ALWAYS HEADS HER SHOPPING LIST  |
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| LEAVES FACE SOFT AS WOMAN'S TOUCH YET DOESN'T COST YOU NEAR AS MUCH |
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| IS HE LONESOME OR JUST BLIND - THIS GUY WHO DRIVES SO CLOSE BEHIND? |
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| WE CAN'T PROVIDE YOU WITH A DATE BUT WE DO SUPPLY THE BEST DARN BAIT |
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| PEDRO WALKED BACK HOME BY GOLLY HIS BRISTLY CHIN WAS HOT-TO-MOLLY |
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| THE WOLF IS SHAVED SO NEAT AND TRIM RED RIDING HOOD IS CHASING HIM |
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| MISSIN' KISSIN' PERHAPS YOUR THRUSH CAN'T GET THROUGH THE UNDERBRUSH - TRY |
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| RELIEF FOR FACES CHAPPED AND SORE KEEPS 'EM COMIN' BACK FOR MORE |
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| CLANCY'S WHISKERS TICKLE NANCY NANCY LOWERED THE BOOM ON CLANCY! |
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| HIS TOMATO WAS THE MUSHY TYPE UNTIL HIS BEARD GREW OVER-RIPE |
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| A CHIN WHERE BARBED WIRE BRISTLES STAND IS BOUND TO BE A NO MA'AMS LAND |
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| HEAVEN'S LATEST NEOPHYTE SIGNALLED LEFT THEN TURNED RIGHT |
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| BETTER TRY LESS SPEED PER MILE THAT CAR MAY HAVE TO LAST A WHILE |
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| HIS ROSE IS WED HIS VIOLET BLEW BUT HIS SUGAR IS SWEET SINCE HE TOOK THIS CUE |
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| TO STEAL A KISS HE HAD THE KNACK BUT LACKED THE CHEEK TO GET ONE BACK |
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| WHY IS IT WHEN YOU TRY TO PASS THE GUY IN FRONT GOES TWICE AS FAST? |
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| WE'VE MADE GRANDPA LOOK SO TRIM THE LOCAL DRAFT BOARD'S AFTER HIM |
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| SHE PUT A BULLET THROUGH HIS HAT BUT HE'S HAD CLOSER SHAVES THAN THAT |
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| "NO, NO" SHE SAID TO HER BRISTLY BEAU "I'D RATHER EAT THE MISTLETOE" |
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| 5-STAR GENERALS PRIVATES 1ST CLASS SHOW EQUAL RANK IN THE LOOKING-GLASS |