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| I'D HEARD IT PRAISED BY DRUG STORE CLERKS I TRIED THE STUFF HOT DOG! IT WORKS  |
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| SOAP MAY DO FOR LADS WITH FUZZ BUT SIR, YOU AIN'T THE KID YOU WUZ |
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| TRAIN WRECKS FEW REASON CLEAR FIREMAN NEVER HUGS ENGINEER |
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| SHE EYED HIS BEARD AND SAID NO DICE THE WEDDING'S OFF - I'LL COOK THE RICE |
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| ALTHOUGH INSURED REMEMBER, KIDDO THEY DON'T PAY YOU THEY PAY YOUR WIDOW |
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| TRAIN APPROACHING WHISTLE SQUEALING PAUSE! AVOID THAT RUNDOWN FEELING! |
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| MY CHEEK SAYS SHE FEELS SMOOTH AS SATIN HA! HA! SAYS HE THAT'S MINE YOU'RE PATTIN' |
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| UNLESS YOUR FACE IS STINGER FREE YOU'D BETTER LET YOUR HONEY BE |
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| ANOTHER RED SKIN BIT THE DUST WHEN PA TRIED WHAT THESE SIGNS DISCUSSED |
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| SUBSTITUTES CAN DO MORE HARM THAN CITY FELLERS ON A FARM |
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| THE BAND FOR WHICH THE GRAND STAND ROOTS IS NOT MADE OF SUBSTI-TOOTS! |
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| PAT'S BRISTLES SCRATCHED BRIDGET'S NOSE THAT'S WHEN HER WILD IRISH ROSE |
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| CAUTIOUS RIDER TO HER RECKLESS DEAR LET'S HAVE LESS BULL AND LOTS MORE STEER |
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| THE HOBO LETS HIS WHISKERS SPROUT IT'S TRAINS - NOT GIRLS THAT HE TAKES OUT |
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| SPRING HAS SPRING THE GRASS HAS RIZ WHERE LAST YEAR'S CARELESS DRIVERS IS |
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| A BEARD THAT'S ROUGH AND OVERGROWN IS BETTER THAN A CHAPERONE |
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| BIG BLUE TUBE IT'S A HONEY BEST SQUEEZE PLAY FOR LOVE OR MONEY |
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| DRINKING DRIVERS DON'T YOU KNOW GREAT BANGS FROM LITTLE BINGES GROW? |
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| PROPER DISTANCE TO HIM WAS BUNK THEY PULLED HIM OUT OF SOME GUY'S TRUNK |
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| I KNOW HE'S A WOLF SAID RIDING HOOD BUT GRANDMA DEAR, HE SMELLS SO GOOD |