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| HIS CHEEK WAS ROUGH HIS CHICK VAMOOSED AND NOW SHE WON'T COME HOME TO ROOST  |
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| A WHISKERY KISS FOR THE ONE YOU ADORE MAY NOT MAKE HER MAD BUT HER FACE WILL BE SORE |
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| TWINKLE, TWINKLE ONE-EYED CAR WE ALL WONDER WHERE YOU ARE |
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| BURMA-SHAVE WAS SUCH A BOOM THEY PASSED THE BRIDE AND KISSED THE GROOM |
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| ON CURVES AHEAD REMEMBER, SONNY THAT RABBIT'S FOOT DIDN'T SAVE THE BUNNY |
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| THESE SIGNS WE GLADLY DEDICATE TO MEN WHO'VE HAD NO DATE OF LATE |
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| WHEN SUPER-SHAVED REMEMBER, PARD YOU'LL STILL GET SLAPPED BUT NOT SO HARD |
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| IF YOUR PEACH KEEPS OUT OF REACH BETTER PRACTICE WHAT WE PREACH |
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| HIS BRUSH IS GONE SO WHAT'LL WE DO SAID MIKE ROBE I TO MIKE ROBE II |
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| A GUY WHO DRIVES A CAR WIDE OPEN IS NOT THINKIN' HE'S JUST HOPIN' |
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| THE PLACE TO PASS ON CURVES YOU KNOW IS ONLY AT A BEAUTY SHOW |
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| TO KISS A MUG THAT'S LIKE CACTUS TAKES MORE NERVE THAN IT DOES PRACTICE |
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| THE WHALE PUT JONAH DOWN THE HATCH BUT COUGHED HIM UP BECAUSE HE SCRATCHED |
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| DOESN'T KISS YOU LIKE SHE USETER? PERHAPS SHE'S SEEN A SMOOTHER ROOSTER! |
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| VIOLETS ARE BLUE ROSES ARE PINK ON GRAVES OF THOSE WHO DRIVE AND DRINK |
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| NO USE KNOWING HOW TO PICK 'EM IF YOUR HALF-SHAVED WHISKERS STICK 'EM |
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| CANDIDATE SAYS CAMPAIGN CONFUSING BABIES KISS ME SINCE I'VE BEEN USING |
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| HE TRIED TO CROSS AS FAST TRAIN NEARED DEATH DIDN'T DRAFT HIM HE VOLUNTEERED |
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| MY JOB IS KEEPING FACES CLEAN AND NOBODY KNOWS DE STUBBLE I'VE SEEN |
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| HER CHARIOT RACED 80 PER THEY HAULED AWAY WHAT HAD BEN HUR |
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| SHE WILL FLOOD YOUR FACE WITH KISSES 'CAUSE YOU SMELL SO DARN DELICIOUS LOTION |
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| IT HAS A TINGLE AND A TANK THAT STARTS THE DAY OFF WITH A BANG LOTION |
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| USE BURMA-SHAVE IN TUBE OR JAR THEN FOLLOW UP WITH OUR NEW STAR LOTION |
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| BRACING AS AN OCEAN BREEZE FOR AFTER SHAVING IT'S SURE TO PLEASE LOTION |
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| FOR EARLY MORNING PEP AND BOUNCE A BRAND NEW PRODUCT WE ANNOUNCE LOTION |
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| THE LADIES TAKE ONE WHIFF AND PURR - IT'S NO WONDER MEN PREFER LOTION |
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| HIS FACE WAS SMOOTH AND COOL AS ICE AND OH! LOUISE! HE SMELLED SO NICE LOTION |