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| LEAP YEAR'S OVER YOU'RE SAFE, MEN ALL YOU COWARDS CAN SHAVE AGAIN WITH BRUSHLESS  |
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| JUST THIS ONCE AND JUST FOR FUN WE'LL LET YOU FINISH WHAT WE'VE BEGUN ? ? ? |
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| HE SAW THE TRAIN AND TRIED TO DUCK IT KICKED FIRST THE GAS AND THEN THE BUCKET |
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| WITH TELEVISION ON THE SET STARS ARE RUNNING OUT TO GET |
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| HEADLINE NEWS FOR FACE AND CHIN NOW IMPROVED WITH LANOLIN |
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| WITH A SLEEK CHEEK PRESSED TO HERS JEEPERS! CREEPERS! HOW SHE PURRS |
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| HIS FACE WAS LOVED BY JUST HIS MOTHER HE BURMA-SHAVED AND NOW - OH, BROTHER |
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| MEN WHO HAVE TO TRAVEL LIGHT FIND THE HANDY TUBE JUST RIGHT |
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| WHEN FRISKY WITH WHISKEY DON'T DRIVE 'CAUSE IT'S RISKY |
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| SINCE HUBBY TRIED THAT SUBSTITUTE HE'S 1/3 MAN AND 2/3 BRUTE |
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| HIS BEARD WAS LONG AND STRONG AND TOUGH HE LOST HIS CHICKEN IN THE ROUGH |
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| HE ALWAYS USED A STEAMING TOWEL AND MUG AND BRUSH AND LANGUAGE FOUL 'TIL HE TRIED |
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| IF YOU MUST SAMPLE HER "PUCKER PAINT" BETTER DRIVE WHERE TRAFFIC AIN'T |
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| SAID ONE WHISKER TO ANOTHER CAN'T GET TOUGH WITH THIS STUFF BROTHER |
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| IT GAVE SWELL SHAVES BEFORE NOW YOU'LL LIKE IT EVEN MORE THE NEW - IMPROVED |
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| OLD DOBBIN READS THESE SIGNS EACH DAY YOU SEE, HE GETS HIS CORN THAT WAY |
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| PULL OFF THE ROAD TO CHANGE A FLAT PROTECT YOUR LIFE - NO SPARE FOR THAT! |
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| TO SOOTHE AND SMOOTH YOU TENDER SKIN IT'S NOW IMPROVED WITH LANOLIN |
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| THOUGH TOUGH AND ROUGH FROM WIND AND WAVE YOUR CHEEK GROWS SLEEK WITH |
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| ONE BURMA-SHAVE THE SCHOOL BOY CRIED AT LEAST I'LL SMELL AS IF I TRIED |
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| IN SEVENTY YEARS OF BRUSHIN' SOAP ON GRAMPS COULDA PAINTED THE PENTAGON USE BRUSHLESS |
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| THESE THREE PREVENT MOST ACCIDENTS COURTESY CAUTION COMMON SENSE |