1948
| ROAD WAS SLIPPERY CURVE WAS SHARP WHITE ROBE, HALO WINGS AND HARP  |
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| SPEED WAS HIGH WEATHER WAS NOT TIRES WERE THIN X MARKS THE SPOT |
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| HAT AND TIE SMART AND CLEAN SPACE BETWEEN SPOILED THE SCENE HE SHOULD USE |
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| WHY WORK UP A DAILY LATHER ONCE YOU'VE TRIED WE'RE SURE YOU'D RATHER |
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| THE BOY WHO GETS HIS GIRL'S APPLAUSE MUST ACT NOT LOOK LIKE SANTA CLAUS |
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| THE MORE YOU SHAVE THE BRUSHLESS WAY THE MORE YOU'LL BE INCLINED TO SAY - |
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| SUBSTITUTES AND IMITATIONS SEND 'EM TO YOUR WIFE'S RELATIONS |
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| IT'S NOT HOW FAST OR SLOW YOU DRIVE THE QUESTION IS HOW YOU ARRIVE |
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| HIGHWAYS ARE NO PLACE TO SLEEP STOP YOUR CAR TO COUNT YOUR SHEEP |
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| A MAN WHO PASSES OH HILLS AND CURVES IS NOT A MAN OF IRON NERVES - HE'S CRAZY! |
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| THE MINUTES SOME FOLKS SAVE THROUGH SPEED THEY NEVER EVEN LIVE TO NEED |
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| I'VE READ THESE SIGNS SINCE JUST A KID NOW THAT I SHAVE I'M GLAD I DID |
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| AT SCHOOL ZONES HEED INSTRUCTIONS! PROTECT OUR LITTLE TAX DEDUCTIONS |
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| WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPLIT AN ATOM BUT AS FOR WHISKERS LET US AT 'EM |
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| REGARDLESS OF POLITICAL VIEWS ALL GOOD PARTIES ALWAYS CHOOSE |
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| PAPER HANGERS WITH THE HIVES NOW CAN SHAVE WITH CARVING KNIVES |
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| THE MIDNIGHT RIDE OF PAUL FOR BEER LED TO A WARMER HEMISPHERE |
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| WILD MEN PULLED THEIR WHISKERS OUT THAT'S WHAT MADE THEM WILD NO DOUBT - |
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| LOOK DON'T LISTEN POP IS TRYING A SUBSTITUTE INSTEAD OF BUYING |
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| A MAN A MISS A CAR - A CURVE HE KISSED THE MISS AND MISSED THE CURVE |
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| LITTLE BO-PEEP HAS LOST HER JEEP IT STRUCK A TRUCK WHEN SHE WENT TO SLEEP |
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| WHISKERS EASY COME, YOU KNOW WHY NOT MAKE THEM EASY GO? |
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| BARGAIN HUNTERS GATHER 'ROUND FOR FIFTY CENTS STILL HALF A POUND |
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| FROM NEW YORK TOWN TO PUMPKIN HOLLER STILL HALF A POUND FOR HALF A DOLLAR |
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| OTHER THINGS HAVE GONE SKY HIGH HALF A DOLLAR STILL WILL BUY HALF POUND JAR |
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| A BIG IMPROVEMENT SINCE THE WAR IS NOW ON SALE IN YOUR DRUG STORE |
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| TUBE IMMENSE STILL 35 CENTS EASY SHAVING LOW EXPENSE |