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| MANY A WOLF IS NEVER LET IN BECAUSE OF THE HAIR ON HIS CHINNY-CHIN-CHIN  |
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| SHE RAISED CAIN WHEN HE RAISED STUBBLE GUESS WHAT SMOOTHED AWAY THEIR TROUBLE? |
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| BIG MISTAKE MANY MAKE RELY ON HORN INSTEAD OF BRAKE |
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| FROM STATISTICS THAT WE GATHER THE SWING IS TO NO BRUSH NO LATHER |
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| NO MAN CAN REALLY DO HIS STUFF WITH A FACE THAT'S SORE OR A CHIN THAT'S ROUGH |
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| FIRST MEN BUY IT THAN APPLY IT THEN ADVISE THEIR FRIENDS TO TRY IT |
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| IF THESE SIGNS BLUR AND BOUNCE AROUND YOU'D BETTER PARK AND WALK TO TOWN |
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| THIS IS NOT A CLEVER VERSE I TRIED AND TRIED BUT JUST GOT WORSE |
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| YOU CAN BEAT A MILE A MINUTE BUT THERE AIN'T NO FUTURE IN IT |
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| SLEEP IN A CHAIR NOTHING TO LOSE BUT A NAP AT THE WHEEL IS A PERMANENT SNOOZE |
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| LIFE WITH FATHER IS MORE PLEASANT SINCE HE GOT HIS BIRTHDAY PRESENT |
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| TO A SUBSTITUTE HE GAVE A TRIAL IT TOOK OFF NOTHING BUT HIS SMILE |
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| IT SPREADS SO SMOOTH IT SHAVES SO SLICK IT FEELS LIKE VELVET AND IT'S QUICK |
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| 'TWOULD BE MORE FUN TO GO BY AIR IF WE COULD PUT THESE SIGNS UP THERE |
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| HIS LINE WAS SMOOTH BUT NOT HIS CHIN HE TOOK HER OUT SHE TOOK HIM IN TO BUY SOME |
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| DRINKING DRIVERS ENHANCE THEIR CHANCE TO HIGHBALL HOME IN AN AMBULANCE |
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| WHY DOES A CHICKEN CROSS THE STREET? SHE SEES A GUY SHE'D LIKE TO MEET HE USES |
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| THE CHICK HE WED LET OUT A SHOOP FELT HIS CHIN AND FLEW THE COOP |
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| TESTED IN PEACE PROVEN IN WAR BETTER NOW THAN EVER BEFORE |
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| BOTH HANDS ON WHEEL EYES ON ROAD THAT'S THE SKILLFUL DRIVER'S CODE |