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| EVERY SHAVER NOW CAN SNORE SIX MORE MINUTES THAN BEFORE BY USING  |
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| ONE POUND JAR 85 CENTS HALF POUND JAR 50 CENTS BIG TUBE DON'T PUT IT OFF PUT IN ON |
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| HALF A POUND FOR HALF A DOLLAR SPREAD ON THIN ABOVE THE COLLAR |
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| SHAVING BRUSHES YOU'LL SOON SEE 'EM ON THE SHELF IN SOME MUSEUM |
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| DOES YOUR HUSBAND MISBEHAVE GRUNT AND GRUMBLE RANT AND RAVE SHOOT THE BRUTE SOME |
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| IT'S A GOOD OLD SPANISH CUSTOM TAKE YOUR MUG AND BRUSH AND BUST 'EM |
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| EARLY TO BED EARLY TO RISE WAS MEANT FOR THOSE OLD FASHIONED GUYS WHO DON'T USE |
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| WITHIN THIS VALE OF TOIL AND SIN YOUR HEAD GROWS BALD BUT NOT YOUR CHIN - USE |
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| SLAP THE JAP WITH IRON SCRAP |
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| THE CANNONEERS WITH HAIRY EARS ON WIRY WHISKERS USED TIN SHEARS UNTIL THEY FOUND |
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| FILM PROTECTS YOUR NECK AND CHIN SO YOUR RAZOR WON'T DIG IN |
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| THO TOUGH AND ROUGH FROM WIND AND WAVE YOUR CHEEK GROWS SLEEK WITH |