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| PA LIKES THE CREAM MA LIKES THE JAR BOTH LIKE THE PRICE SO THERE YOU ARE  |
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| STORES ARE FULL OF SHAVING AIDS BUT ALL YOU NEED IS THIS AND BLADES |
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| BROTHER SPEEDERS LET'S REHEARSE ALL TOGETHER "GOOD MORNING, NURSE!" |
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| PA ACTED SO TICKLED MA THOUGHT HE WAS PICKLED HE'D JUST TRIED |
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| 'MID RISING TAXES SOARING RENTS STILL HALF A POUND FOR FIFTY CENTS |
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| ICEMAN'S GRANDSON NOW FULL GROWN HAS COOLING SYSTEM ALL HIS OWN HE USES |
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| APPROACHED A CROSSING WITHOUT LOOKING WHO WILL EAT HIS WIDOW'S COOKING |
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| IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHOSE SIGNS THESE ARE YOU CAN'T HAVE DRIVEN VERY FAR |
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| DROVE TOO LONG DRIVER SNOOZING WHAT HAPPENED NEXT IS NOT AMUSING |
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| LET'S MAKE HITLER AND HIROHITO LOOK AS SICK AS OLD BENITO BUY DEFENSE BONDS |
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| CAN'T SHAVE DAILY? TENDER HIDE? NOW BE HONEST HAVE YOU TRIED |
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| OF ALL THE DRUNKS WHO DRIVE ON SUNDAY SOME ARE STILL ALIVE ON MONDAY |
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| THERE'S NO WHISKER IT WON'T SOFTEN SHAVE 'EM CLOSE AND NOT SO OFTEN |
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| "AT EASE," SHE SAID "MANEUVERS BEGIN" WHEN YOU GET THOSE WHISKERS OFF YOUR CHIN" |
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| IF HUGGING ON HIGHWAYS IS YOUR SPORT TRADE IN YOUR CAR FOR A DAVENPORT |
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| SUBSTITUTES LIKE UNSEEN BARTER OFTEN MAKE ONE SAD BUT SMARTER |
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| SHAVING BRUSH IN ARMY PACK WAS STRAW THAT BROKE THE ROOKIE'S BACK USE BRUSHLESS |
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| TRAVELING MEN KNOW EASE AND SPEED THEIR SHAVING KITS HOLD WHAT THEY NEED |
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| A GIRL SHOULD HOLD ON TO HER YOUTH BUT NOT WHEN HE'S DRIVING |
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| WHAT YOU SHOUTED MAY BE TRUE, BUT DID YOU HEAR WHAT HE CALLED YOU? |
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| MAYBE YOU CAN'T SHOULDER A GUN BUT YOU CAN SHOULDER THE COST OF ONE BUY DEFENSE BONDS |
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| BUYING DEFENSE BONDS MEANS MONEY LENT SO THEY DON'T COST YOU ONE RED CENT |
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| TO MOST BRUSH SHAVERS IT'S QUITE CLEAR THE YANKS AREN'T COMING THE YANKS ARE HERE USE BRUSHLESS |