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| HERE'S A GOOD DEED FOR A SCOUT TELL YOUR DAD ALL ABOUT  |
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| DON'T STICK YOUR ELBOW OUT SO FAR IT MIGHT GO HOME IN ANOTHER CAR |
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| THEY MISSED THE TURN CAR WAS WHIZZ'N FAULT WAS HER'N FUNERAL HIS'N |
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| SOLDIER SAILOR AND MARINE NOW GET A SHAVE THAT'S QUICK AND CLEAN |
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| TELL THE DEAR WHO SHOPS AROUND THAT HALF A BUCK BUYS HALF A POUND |
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| REMEMBER THIS IF YOU'D BE SPARED TRAINS DON'T WHISTLE BECAUSE THEY'RE SCARED |
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| SHE KISSED THE HAIRBRUSH BY MISTAKE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS HER HUSBAND JAKE |
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| WHEN BETTER SHAVING BRUSHES ARE MADE WE'LL STILL SHAVE WITHOUT THEIR AID |
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| HE USED UMBRELLA FOR PARACHUTE NOW REJECTS EVERY SUBSTITUTE |
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| WHEN JUNIOR TAKES YOUR TIES AND CAR IT'S TIME TO BUY AN EXTRA JAR |
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| GETS EACH WHISKER AT THE BASE NO INGROWN HAIR ON NECK OR FACE |
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| THE ANSWER TO A MAIDEN'S PRAYER IS A MAN MOST ANYWHERE USING |
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| IF MAN BITES DOGGIE THAT IS NEWS IF FACE SCARES DOGGIE BETTER USE |
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| RHYME AND REASON EVERY SEASON YOU'VE READ THE RHYME NOW TRY THE REASON |
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| AT INTERSECTIONS LOOK EACH WAY A HARP SOUNDS NICE BUT IT'S HARD TO PLAY |
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| WILD DASHES FROM BY-WAYS CAUSE CRASHES ON HIGHWAYS |
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| LIFE IS SWEET BUT OH HOW BITTER! TO LOVE A GAL AND THEN NOT GIT 'ER |
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| SUBSTITUTES RESEMBLE TAIL-CHASING PUP FOLLOW AND FOLLOW BUT NEVER CATCH UP |
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| TRAINS DON'T WANDER ALL OVER THE MAP FOR NO ONE SITS ON THE ENGINEER'S LAP |
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| FROM BAR TO CAR TO GATES AJAR |
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| WHEN PETER PIPER PICKLE PICKER KISSED HIS GAL HIS BEARD WOULD PRICK 'ER |
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| IF EVERY SIP FILLS YOU WITH ZIP THEN YOUR SIPPER NEEDS A ZIPPER |
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| BROKEN ROMANCE STATED FULLY SHE WENT WILD WHEN HE WENT WOOLY |