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| HARDLY A DRIVER IS NOW ALIVE WHO PASSED ON HILLS AT 75  |
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| SOAPS THAT IRRITATE THEIR MUGS TURN JOLLY GENTS TO JITTERBUGS |
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| DARLING I AM GROWING OLD NONSENSE! DO AS YOU ARE TOLD - GET |
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| PAST SCHOOLHOUSES TAKE IT SLOW LET THE LITTLE SHAVERS GROW |
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| A WHISKERED GENT AT A BAZAAR PAID FOR A KISS BUT GOT A JAR |
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| MOM AND POP ARE FEELING GAY BABY SAID AS PLAIN AS DAY |
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| DRIVE LIKE A RAILROAD ENGINEER TAKE IT EASY WHEN THE ROAD'S NOT CLEAR |
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| IF YOU DISLIKE BIG TRAFFIC FINES SLOW DOWN 'TILL YOU CAN READ THESE SIGNS |
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| MIRROR ON THE BATHROOM WALL WHAT'S THE SMOOTHEST SHAVE OF ALL? |
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| SHIVER MY TIMBERS SAID CAPTAIN MACK WE'RE TEN KNOTS OUT BUT WE'RE TURNING BACK I FORGOT MY |
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| TRY A TUBE THE CREAM THAT'S IN IT IS MAKING FRIENDS A MAN A MINUTE |
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| SPECIAL SEATS RESERVED IN HADES FOR WHISKERED GUYS WHO SCRATCH THE LADIES |
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| A PEACH LOOKS GOOD WITH LOTS OF FUZZ BUT MAN'S NO PEACH AND NEVER WUZ |
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| THE QUEEN OF HEARTS NOW LOVES THE KNAVE THE KING RAN OUT OF |
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| SPREAD IT ON AND LIGHTLY TOO SHAVE IT OFF THAT'S ALL YOU'RE THROUGH |
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| AT CROSSROADS DON'T JUST TRUST TO LUCK THE OTHER CAR MAY BE A TRUCK |
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| SHAVING BRUSHES SOON WILL BE TRIMMIN' THOSE SCREWY HATS WE SEE ON WIMMIN |
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| CHRISTMAS COMES BUT ONCE A YEAR ONE SWELL GIFT THAT'S ALWAYS HERE |
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| A PROPOSED TO IDA IDA REFUSED IDA WON MY IDA IF IDA USED |
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| CARELESS DRIVING SOON WE HOPE WILL GO THE WAY 0F BRUSH AND SOAP |
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| CARELESS BRIDEGROOM DAINTY BRIDE SCRATCHY WHISKERS HOMICIDE |