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| "THEY'RE OFF!" HE CRIED AND FELT HIS CHIN 'TWAS JUST ANOTHER EASY WIN FOR  |
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| IF YOU HAVE A DOUBLE CHIN YOU'VE TWO GOOD REASONS TO BEGIN USING |
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| FIRE! FIRE! KEEP COOL BE BRAVE JUST GRAB YOUR PANTS AND |
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| ON A HIGHWAY AD HE SPIED IT BOUGHT A JAR NOW GLAD HE TRIED IT |
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| A SILKY CHEEK SHAVED SMOOTH AND CLEAN IS NOT OBTAINED WITH A MOWING MACHINE |
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| RING OUT THE OLD RING IN THE NEW WHAT GOOD CAN SHAVING BRUSHES DO? |
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| CHEEK TO CHEEK THEY MEANT TO BE THE LIGHTS WENT OUT AND SO DID HE HE NEEDED |
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| SAY, BIG BOY TO GO THRU LIFE HOW'D YOU LIKE A WHISKERED WIFE? |
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| HENRY THE EIGHTH PRINCE OF FRISKERS LOST FIVE WIVES BUT KEPT HIS WHISKERS |
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| ARE YOU AN EVEN-TEMPERED GUY MAD ALL THE TIME BETTER TRY |
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| DON'T TAKE A CURVE AT 60 PER WE HATE TO LOSE A CUSTOMER |
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| THE CREAM ONE HEARS THE MOST OF NOW COMES FROM A JAR NOT FROM A COW |
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| THE TIME TO START A REAL DISPUTE IS WHEN YOU'RE OFFERED A SUBSITUTE |
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| RIP VAN WINKLE SAID HE'D RATHER SNOOZE FOR YEARS THAN SHAVE WITH LATHER |
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| OTHER THINGS HAVE GONE SKY HIGH HALF A DOLLAR STILL WILL BUY HALF POUND JAR |
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| TRAILER FOLK HAVE LITTLE SPACE FOR TOTIN' THINGS TO FIX THE FACE THEY USE |
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| BEFORE I TRIED IT THE KISSES I MISSED BUT AFTERWARD - BOY! THE MISSES I KISSED |
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| NO LADY LIKES TO DANCE OR DINE ACCOMPANIED BY A PORCUPINE |
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| IN EVERY HALF A POUND MY BOY YOU GET A TON OF SHAVING JOY |
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| HERE'S THE WINNING SHAVING TEAM THE PERFECT BLADE THE PERFECT CREAM BURMA-SHAVE BLADES |
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| HERE'S SOMETHING THAT COULD EVEN SOAK THE WHISKERS OFF A RADIO JOKE |
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| SHARPEST BLADE EVER MADE COMFORT SPEED GUARANTEED 15 FOR 25 CENTS |
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| AFTER ONE TRIAL YOU'LL WANT MORE AT THE NEXT GOOD DRUG STORE 15 FOR 25 CENTS |