1937
| HOLLER! HALF A POUND FOR HALF A DOLLAR ISN'T THAT A CHEERFUL EARFUL  |
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| DRIVE WITH CARE BE ALIVE WHEN YOU ARRIVE |
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| WEEK OLD BEARD SO MASKED HIS FACE HIS BULL DOG CHASED HIM OFF THE PLACE |
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| THE CANNIBALS TOOK JUST ONE VIEW AND SAID HE LOOKS TOO NICE TO STEW |
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| LITTLE WILLIE MODERN SOUL BUSTED PAPA'S BRUSH AND BOWL NICE WORK WILLIE |
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| YOU'VE LAUGHED AT OUR SIGNS FOR MANY A MILE BE A SPORT GIVE US A TRIAL |
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| 'MID RISING TAXES SOARING RENTS STILL HALF A POUND FOR FIFTY CENTS |
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| IF HARMONY IS WHAT YOU CRAVE THEN GET A TUBA |
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| SUBSTITUTES! SMOOTH GUYS SELL 'EM EASY MARKS USE 'EM WELL GROOMED MEN ALWAYS REFUSE 'EM |
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| THE BURMA GIRLS IN MANDALAY DUNK BEARDED LOVERS IN THE BAY WHO DON'T USE |
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| EVERY SHEBA WANTS A SHEIK STRONG OF MUSCLE SMOOTH OF CHEEK |
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| KIDS! ATTENTION! 44 BEST JINGLES USED SO FAR IN JINGLE BOOK WITH TUBE OR JAR |
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| IF HER WHISKERS SCRATCHED YOUR CHEEK YOU WOULD SEND HER OUT TO SEEK |
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| MEN WHO'VE TESTED EVERY BRAND ARE JUST THE ONES WHO NOW DEMAND |
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| IT'S IN THE BAG OF EVERY MAN WHO TRAVELS LIGHTLY AS HE CAN |
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| FROM SASKATOON TO ALABAM' YOU HEAR MEN PRAISE THE SHAVE WHAT AM |
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| MY NECK WAS SORE IN FRONT BEFORE AND ALSO SORE BEHIND BEFORE |
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| STOMACH ACHE! DOCTOR - TOOTHACHE! DENTIST - WHISKERS! |
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| THE CROWD YOU SEE AROUND THAT STORE ARE BURMA-SHAVERS BUYING MORE |
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| BATHROOM SHELF SURPRISES ME FROM SHAVING CLUTTER IT'S NOW FREE I'M USING |
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| FINGERS WERE MADE BEFORE BRUSHES - USE 'EM THEY'RE MUCH SAFER YOU CAN'T LOSE 'EM |
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| SALESMEN, TOURISTS CAMPER-OUTERS ALL YOU OTHER WHISKER-SPROUTERS DON'T FORGET YOUR |
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| NO PULLING AT THE WHISKER BASE A SOOTHING FILM PROTECTS YOUR FACE |
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| PAPER HANGERS WITH THE HIVES NOW CAN SHAVE WITH CARVING KNIVES |
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| ROMANCES ARE WRECKED BEFORE THEY BEGIN BY A HAIR ON THE COAT OR A LOT ON THE CHIN |