1936
| RIOT AT DRUG STORE CALLING ALL CUSTOMERS 100 CUSTOMERS 99 JARS  |
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| TO GET AWAY FROM HAIRY APES LADIES JUMP FROM FIRE ESCAPES |
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| SPECIAL TREATMENT EVERY HAIR HOLDS IT UP AND CUTS IT SQUARE |
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| IF YOU AND WHISKERS DO HOBNOB SOME SAILOR GOB WILL STEAL YOUR SQUAB |
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| YOUR RAZOR FLOATS THRU THE HAIR WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE |
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| IF YOU'RE JUST AN AVERAGE MAN WANTING TO LOOK THE BEST YOU CAN USE |
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| ED'S FACE IS ROUGH AND RUGGED ED'S WIFE DOESN'T HUG ED |
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| THE CREAM PRESERVES PA'S RAZOR BLADE THE JAR PRESERVES MA'S MARMALADE |
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| SHAVING BRUSH & SOAPY SMEAR WENT OUT OF STYLE WITH HOOPS MY DEAR |
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| FISHERMAN! FOR A LUCKY STRIKE SHOW THE PIKE A FACE THEY'LL LIKE |
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| TO EVERY MAN HIS SHAVE IS BEST UNTIL HE MAKES THE FINAL TEST |
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| SMITH BROTHERS WOULD LOOK IMMENSE IF THEY'D JUST COUGH UP 50 CENTS FOR HALF POUND JAR |
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| GOLFERS! HOLE IN ONE IS QUITE A FEAT UNLESS THAT HOLE IS IN YOUR MEAT |
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| JIMMIE SAID A NAUGHTY WORD JIMMIE'S MOTHER OVERHEARD SOAPSUDS? NO! HE PREFERRED |
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| CONGRESSMAN PIPP LOST THE ELECTION BABIES HE KISSED HAD NO PROTECTION TO WIN - USE |
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| CHEER CHEER THE GANG'S ALL HERE RIDING ALONG THREE MILLION STRONG FOR |
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| LET'S GIVE THE CLERK A HAND WHO NEVER PALMS OFF ANOTHER BRAND |
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| HEAR ABOUT THE JOLLY TAR IT SMELLED SO GOOD HE ATE A JAR |
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| HIS TENOR VOICE SHE THOUGHT DIVINE TILL WHISKERS SCRATCHED SWEET ADELINE |
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| COOTIES LOVE BEWHISKERED PLACES CUTIES LOVE THE SMOOTHEST FACES SHAVED BY |
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| OLD McDONALD ON THE FARM SHAVED SO HARD HE BROKE HIS ARM THEN HE BOUGHT |
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| FREE! FREE! A TRIP TO MARS FOR 900 EMPTY JARS |
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| AS YOU JOURNEY DOWN THE YEARS YOUR MIRROR IS THE GLASS THAT CHEERS IF YOU USE |
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| ALL THESE YEARS YOUR SKIN HAS DRIED WHY NOT MOISTEN UP YOUR HIDE |