The Burma-Shave Legend

1935

HIS FACE WAS SMOOTH
AND COOL AS ICE
AND ON LOUISE!
HE SMELLED
SO NICE

WATER HEATER
OUT OF KILTER
TRY THE BRUSHLESS
WHISKER
WILTER

HELPS
YOUR BUDGET
HOLD ITS GROUND
HALF A DOLLAR
HALF A POUND

CUTIE INVITED
VARSITY HOP
GUY FULL
OF WHISKERS
PARTY A FLOP

DEWHISKERED
KISSES
DEFROST
THE
MISSES
IT TOOK YEARS
TO PERFECT
FOR YOU
A BRUSHLESS CREAM
THAT'S GREASELESS TOO
WITH 200 KINDS
FROM WHICH TO CHOOSE
2 MILLION MEN
PREFER
TO USE
I JUST JOINED
THE YOUNG MAN SAID
A NUDIST CAMP
IS MY FACE RED?
NO! I USE
AVOID THE STORE
WHICH CLAIMS
YOU SHOULD
BUY SOMETHING ELSE
THAT'S JUST AS GOOD
20 MILES PER GAL.
SAYS WELL-KNOWN CAR
TO GO 10,000
MILES PER GAL.
BUY HALF-POUND JAR
IF YOU THINK
SHE LIKES
YOUR BRISTLES
WALK BARE-FOOTED
THROUGH SOME THISTLES
YOU KNOW
YOUR ONIONS
LETTUCE SUPPOSE
THIS BEETS 'EM ALL
DON'T TURNIP YOUR NOSE
GRANDPA'S BEARD
WAS STIFF AND COARSE
AND THAT'S WHAT
CAUSED HIS
FIFTH DIVORCE
TUBE
IMMENSE
35 CENTS
EASY SHAVING
LOW EXPENSE
KEEP WELL
TO THE RIGHT
OF THE ONCOMING CAR
GET YOUR CLOSE SHAVES
FROM THE HALF-POUND JAR
ENTHUSIASTIC USER
HENRY J. McLASS
SPREADS OUR PRODUCT
ON THE LAWN
WHEN HE CUTS THE GRASS

BE A MODERN
PAUL REVERE
SPREAD THE NEWS
FROM EAR
TO EAR

THE HAPPY GOLFER
FINDS WITH GLEE
THE SHAVE
THAT SUITS HIM
TO A TEE

WHISKERS LONG
MADE SAMSON STRONG
BUT SAMSON'S GAL
SHE DONE
HIM WRONG

EENY-MEENY
MINY-MO
SAVE YOUR SKIN
YOUR TIME
YOUR DOUGH

AT XMAS TIME
AND BIRTHDAYS TOO
WE SOLVE
YOUR PROBLEMS RIGHT
FOR YOU - GIVE

SHAVING BRUSH
IS OUT OF DATE
USE THE
RAZOR'S
PERFECT MATE

HALF A BUCK
HALF A POUND
NO SUBSTITUTE
IS EVER FOUND
FOR

IF SUBSTITUTION
HE SHOULD TRY
JUST LOOK THAT CLERK
RIGHT IN THE EYE
AND BELLOW:

 

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