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| HE HAD THE RING HE HAD THE FLAT BUT SHE FELT HIS CHIN AND THAT WAS THAT  |
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| YOUR BEAUTY, BOYS IS JUST SKIN DEEP WHAT SKIN YOU'VE GOT YOU OUGHT TO KEEP |
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| THE ANSWER TO A SHAVER'S DREAM A GREASELESS NO BRUSH SHAVING CREAM |
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| WHEN CUTTING WHISKERS YOU DON'T NEED TO LEAVE ONE HALF OF THEM FOR SEED |
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| EVERY DAY WE DO OUR PART TO MAKE YOUR FACE A WORK OF ART |
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| THE BEARDED LADY TRIED A JAR SHE'S NOW A FAMOUS MOVIE STAR |
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| JONAH TOOK NO BRUSH TO MOP HIS FACE WHERE JONAH WENT HE NEEDED SPACE |
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| THE GAME LAWS OUGHT TO LET YOU SHOOT THE BIRD WHO HANDS YOU A SUBSTITUTE |
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| BACHELOR'S QUARTERS DOG ON THE RUG WHISKERS TO BLAME NO ONE TO HUG |
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| BRISTLY BEARD OR SILKY FUZZ JUST SHAVE 'EM BACK TO WHERE THEY WAS |
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| THO LIVING COSTS ARE UPWARD BOUND FOUR BITS STILL BUYS HALF A POUND |
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| PITY ALL THE MIGHTY CAESARS THEY PULLED EACH WHISKER OUT WITH TWEEZERS |
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| LATHER WAS USED BY DANIEL BOONE HE LIVED A 100 YEARS TOO SOON |
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| BENEATH THIS STONE LIES ELMER GUSH TICKLED TO DEATH BY HIS SHAVING BRUSH |
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| COLLEGE BOYS! YOUR COURAGE MUSTER SHAVE OFF THAT FUZZY COOKIE DUSTER |
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| EVERY SECOND WITHOUT FAIL SOME STORE RINGS UP ANOTHER SALE |
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| THAT "PINK TOOTHBRUSH" IS A CURSE BUT THAT PINK RAZOR'S A DARN SIGHT WORSE USE |
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| NOAH HAD WHISKERS IN THE ARK BUT HE WOULDN'T GET BY ON A BENCH IN THE PARK |