The Burma-Shave Legend

1932

POLITICAL PULL
MAY BE
OR USE
FOR RAZOR PULL
THERE'S NO EXCUSE

LISTEN SHAVERS
KNOCK ON WOOD
WHEN OFFERED
SOMETHING
"JUST AS GOOD"

___ (HEBREW)
___ (CHINESE)
___ (GREEK)
THE BEST SHAVE
IN ANY LANGUAGE

A SHAVE
THAT'S REAL
NO CUTS TO HEAL
A SOOTHING
VELVET AFTER-FEEL

THE CANNONEERS
WITH HAIRY EARS
ON WIRY WHISKERS
USED TIN SHEARS
UNTIL THEY FOUND

THE TUBE'S
A WHOPPER
35 CENTS
EASY SHAVING
LOW EXPENSE

BARGAIN HUNTERS
GATHER 'ROUND
FIFTY CENTS
BUYS
HALF A POUND

FROM NEW YORK TOWN
TO PUMPKIN HOLLER
IT'S HALF A POUND
FOR
HALF A DOLLAR

FREE
ILLUSTRATED
JINGLE BOOK
IN EVERY
PACKAGE

YOU'LL LOVE YOUR WIFE
YOU'LL LOVE HER PAW
YOU'LL EVEN LOVE
YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW
IF YOU USE

FOR PAINTING
COW-SHED
BARN OR FENCE
THAT SHAVING BRUSH
IS JUST IMMENSE

GIVE THE GUY
THE TOE OF YOUR BOOT
WHO TRIES
TO HAND YOU
A SUBSTITUTE FOR

WHEN THE JAR
IS EMPTY
WIFE BEGINS TO SING
"FOR SPICES, JAM & JELLY
THAT JAR IS JUST THE THING"

LAWYERS, DOCTORS
SHEIKS AND BAKERS
MOUNTAINEERS AND UNDERTAKERS
MAKE THEIR BRISTLY BEARDS BEHAVE
BY USING BRUSHLESS

SEVERAL MILLION
MODERN MEN
WILL NEVER
GO BACK
TO THE BRUSH AGAIN

 

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