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| POLITICAL PULL MAY BE OR USE FOR RAZOR PULL THERE'S NO EXCUSE |
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| LISTEN SHAVERS KNOCK ON WOOD WHEN OFFERED SOMETHING "JUST AS GOOD" |
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| ___ (HEBREW) ___ (CHINESE) ___ (GREEK) THE BEST SHAVE IN ANY LANGUAGE |
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| A SHAVE THAT'S REAL NO CUTS TO HEAL A SOOTHING VELVET AFTER-FEEL |
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| THE CANNONEERS WITH HAIRY EARS ON WIRY WHISKERS USED TIN SHEARS UNTIL THEY FOUND |
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| THE TUBE'S A WHOPPER 35 CENTS EASY SHAVING LOW EXPENSE |
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| BARGAIN HUNTERS GATHER 'ROUND FIFTY CENTS BUYS HALF A POUND |
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| FROM NEW YORK TOWN TO PUMPKIN HOLLER IT'S HALF A POUND FOR HALF A DOLLAR |
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| FREE ILLUSTRATED JINGLE BOOK IN EVERY PACKAGE |
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| YOU'LL LOVE YOUR WIFE YOU'LL LOVE HER PAW YOU'LL EVEN LOVE YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW IF YOU USE |
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| FOR PAINTING COW-SHED BARN OR FENCE THAT SHAVING BRUSH IS JUST IMMENSE |
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| GIVE THE GUY THE TOE OF YOUR BOOT WHO TRIES TO HAND YOU A SUBSTITUTE FOR |
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| WHEN THE JAR IS EMPTY WIFE BEGINS TO SING "FOR SPICES, JAM & JELLY THAT JAR IS JUST THE THING" |
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| LAWYERS, DOCTORS SHEIKS AND BAKERS MOUNTAINEERS AND UNDERTAKERS MAKE THEIR BRISTLY BEARDS BEHAVE BY USING BRUSHLESS |
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| SEVERAL MILLION MODERN MEN WILL NEVER GO BACK TO THE BRUSH AGAIN |
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