The Burma-Shave Legend

1931

EIGHT
HUNDRED
THOUSAND
MEN
USE

TAKE A TIP
FOR YOUR TRIP
NO WET BRUSH
TO SOAK
YOUR GRIP

FILM PROTECTS
YOUR NECK
AND CHIN
SO YOUR RAZOR
WON'T DIG IN

THE ONE HORSE SHAY
HAS HAD ITS DAY
SO HAS THE BRUSH
AND LATHER WAY
USE

IT'S A GOOD
OLD SPANISH CUSTOM
TAKE YOUR MUG
AND BRUSH
AND BUST 'EM
NO MATTER HOW
YOU SLICE IT
IT'S STILL YOUR FACE
BE HUMANE
USE
HELLO DRUGGIST
I DON'T MEAN MAYBE
YES
SIR!
THAT'S THE BABY
HALF A POUND
FOR
HALF A BUCK
COME ON SHAVERS
YOU'RE IN LUCK
GOLFERS!
IF FEWER STROKES
ARE WHAT YOU CRAVE
YOU'RE OUT OF THE ROUGH
WITH
THO TOUGH
AND ROUGH
FROM WIND AND WAVE
YOUR CHEEK GROWS SLEEK
WITH
SHAVING BRUSH
ALL WET
AND HAIRY
I'VE PASSED YOU UP
FOR SANITARY
MAKES SHAVING
A
GRIN GAME
NOT
A SKIN GAME

 

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